[MANCiNGiKANMaS] Four Married Guys Go Fishing

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Four married guys go fishing.   After an hour, the following conversation took place:  First guy:  You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend..' Second guy:  That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.' Third guy:  Man , you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.' They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him, 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?' Fourth guy:  I just set my alarm for 5:30 am.   When it went off,  I shut off my alarm,  Gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:      'Fishing or Sex?'   And she said: .......  'Wear sun-block.'