Subject: Fishing Story
Jack Daniels Fishing Story
I finally got around to going fishing this mornin' - but after a While, I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good Bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his
Mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it In my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten - I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in
Its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp! I released him into the lake Without incident and carried on with my fishing, using the frog as bait.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that damn snake with two frogs in his mouth!
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