Saturday, October 30, 2010

Re: [MANCiNGiKANMaS] Beer, Fishing, & Sex

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From: Soni Magelang <superhampala@gmail.com>
Sender: mancing_ikan@yahoogroups.com
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2010 07:01:42
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Subject: [MANCiNGiKANMaS] Beer, Fishing, & Sex

*Beer, Fishing, & Sex*

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of
dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give
you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing anymore" the homeless man said. "I need
to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead
of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm
going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for
doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man
looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, and sex."



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